Name: I Can Never Go Back To Morgantown
Duration: P00H01M53S
Description: A birthday present for my friend George who says mean things about me all the time but I still wrote him a song...do I have Stockholm Syndrome?

I Can Never Go Back To Morgantown

by Kelsey Badgrammer

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A birthday present for my friend George who says mean things about me all the time but I still wrote him a song...do I have Stockholm Syndrome?

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The Jasons are playin' up in WV
Might be pretty fun to see,
But I've got a problem and there's no lie
It all stems from one single guy!

I can never go back to Morgantown,
cause George told the whole bar I've got aids,
I swear that I don't, but I know he won't
have my back, I can't stay mad

Now we're tripping up to NYC,
Nathan, Chachi, Donnie, Phil Smallwood and me
First we gotta get something to eat,
And Phil's gonna tell a cute girl I'm a creep

I can never go back to Cinnabon,
Cause Phil told the cashier I'm a perv
I swear that I'm not, with all that I've got
Why am I always the one?

The butt of the joke, my heart broke tonight
My friends are dicks you guys
George 3 and Phil 2, Bad math for me and you.

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released June 25, 2022
John Galvin - Guitars, vocals, victim.
George Durbin III - Abuser, birthday king, cover artist (He doesn't know he's the cover artist)

Recorded by Ronald Hanson at Moseka Studios in Fostoria Ohio, June 19th, 2022.

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